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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Memoirs from the "Middle Child" REPOST

I've decided to re post this because a lot of recent occurrences that are just off the wall "different" than most, have been demonstrated by the middle child. What's wrong with us?! lol or not!! I don't wanna say we're just seeking attention, so further research is in the works.

Did I Do That?
Wow, it's been often said that, "the middle child sucks".
Suck, suck age, let me see... hmmmm, ok let's do it like this

Noun 1. suck - the act of sucking - suction consumption, ingestion, intake, uptake - the process of taking food into the body through the mouth (as by eating)
Yea, I agree... I suck!

Verb 1. suck - draw into the mouth by creating a practical vacuum
in the mouth. To suck in, sop up, take up, take in - take up as if with a sponge.

See number 1, as I continue to suck.

2. suck - draw something in by or as if by a vacuum.
I've sucked you into reading the same definition. I suck.

3. suck - attract by using an inexorable force, inducement.
I've allowed you back in, I'm willing to forgive. However, a stern countenance warns of mistrust. I suck.

4. suck - be inadequate or objectionable; "this sucks!"
I utilize and express the freedom of difference. Still sucking!

5. suck - provide sexual gratification through oral stimulation, fellate, go down on, blow, excite, stir, stimulate - stir feelings in; "stimulate my appetite"; "excite the audience"; "stir emotions"
If you're still here, I've undoubtedly "sucked" you, in an appealing
fashion of some sort. Thus you'd be gone...
Hey, they were right, I suck!