This just in, as of this morning 6-6-10 I have obtained a pro status in boxing and have lost 3 lbs. There could easily, possibly with a definite probability be that I've lost more in terms of inches, being the scale lacks accuracy due to acquired muscle mass. Please stand by for further success updates on this story. I will now return you to YOUR regularly scheduled programming.
Bally's back to you...*smh*