Friday, April 29, 2016

A Note To My Husband

Happy Birthday Kenneth, RIP
April 29, 1957 - September 13, 1991

Hi U, ummm... don't recall if I've ever thanked you for loving me enough to make me your wife. For uprooting to an unfamiliar state proving you'd follow me anywhere.
For acknowledging my worth and portraying me as your gift.
Most importantly, being tough enough to endure my tongue lashings and temperamental behaviour. Waking up to me was often a job in itself. Well... after nearly 25 years in parting,
Thank You, Love Angela

Monday, April 11, 2016

My Private Part Died Today - humorous repost

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last days of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "my private part died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "you shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my private part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy. "Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."